@Illiter8: Only my husband would walk up to my gynecologist in Costco, point at me, give him the two thumbs up while grinning and say, 'Nice one, huh?'
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@LoriLuvsShoes: I just saw a woman with a tremendous amount of make up and I was really tempted to use my finger and write "wash me" on her face
@mattZillaaaa: [1st date] You're gonna love this place *pushes you out the passenger side door and drives away
@velvettusk: My dog is coming home from surgery today and I hope he did ok. He can’t afford another malpractice suit.