@mattZillaaaa: Only take relationship advice from people who have really healthy relationships. So, no one
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@thatUPSdude: I'm not saying I'm bilingual but Brad Pitt is hot. In other news, I might not know what bilingual means.
@DaddyJew: Cop: license and registration Me: that won't be necessary officer *places a glazed donut in his pocket
@tarashoe: this month's full moon is in virgo. you know what that means: you shouldn't be friends with me because i will tell you shit like this
@CornOnTheGoblin: [tries to walk into my How to Use a Revolving Door class and ends up outside again] what the heck