@LelooAssassin: only thing keeping me from being stripper is about 60 pounds
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@Fickle_Filly: A starfish has five arms. An anablep has four eyes. An octopus has three hearts. And you've got two faces.
@OwensDamien: The year is 2246. Disease and hunger have been eradicated. The terraforming of Mars is complete. The symbol for Save is still a floppy disk.
@Alex_N_Chains: I think at this point, a pterodactyl egg has better odds of getting laid than I do.