@LelooAssassin: only thing keeping me from being stripper is about 60 pounds
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@GreenishDuck: Before Google, people had to go out in the alley and yell "WHAT'S THE NAME OF THE MONKEY FROM ALADDIN?" until they got some answers.
@Douchekevin: Four 6 year old girls playing quietly at 7am is called a horde of elephants having a foot race.
@sportswithjohn: Commentator just said that the rain "may just be the tears of a heartbroken nation," which shows a fundamental misunderstanding of rain.