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@jakehightower34: Oompa Loompa: When you die do we get the factory?

Wonka: No, I'll just invite 5 random kids and murder 4.

Oompa Loompa: We need a union...

Oompa Loompa: When you die do we get the factory?

Wonka: No, I’ll just invite 5 random kids and murder 4.

Oompa Loompa: We need a union…

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