@iAmJuddy: "Oooo, a window. Let's see if I can fly through it." - Dumbass birds
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@JasonLastname: LOST DOG: 4 year old border collie. Still living at home but doesn't know what to do with his life.
@crazytraci72: "Who am I?" she beckoned the stars. Stars: We've gone over this a million times. You are a geisha caveman.
@BuckyIsotope: Were PacMan and Ms.PacMan married or brother and sister? Have some fanfic that's either really awesome or really disturbing riding on this.
@kyry5: [first day on the job as a drug dealer] *giggles* "We don't have coke, is Pepsi ok?" *gets stabbed*