@iAmJuddy: "Oooo, a window. Let's see if I can fly through it." - Dumbass birds
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@SCbchbum: I doubt anyone’s actually “dying” from seeing a cute baby picture on FB, but we can always dream.
@Thynebear: [Talking w/Doc] The wife wants to try period sex "Seems unsanitary to me" I dont think u understand- *wife bursts in wearing medieval armor*
@shegotagronk: My Grandma would be pissed if she found out how many times she's died so I could get out of having to go somewhere.