@Marlebean: Oops, I "accidentally" left my in-laws at the grocery store. Darn. I guess I'll just have to get them Monday on the way back to the airport.
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@ThisOneSayz: Cross a mobster in the streets. Horse's head in the sheets.
@Rollmaninoz: [first day as a vet] Me: ma’am I’m afraid your horse has some of the worst cancer I’ve ever seen Her: um this is a camel Me: a what now??
@TheMichaelRock: Coworker: I can't believe my wife left me. I should of treated her better. Me *should have
@QwertyJones3: "What are you doing tonight?" Gonna smoke some Herb. "Nice." -guys who work in a crematorium
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