@Marlebean: Oops, I "accidentally" left my in-laws at the grocery store. Darn. I guess I'll just have to get them Monday on the way back to the airport.
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@bridger_w: In time, the dust settled, and the dust took a job it hated and married someone it could barely tolerate
@juliussharpe: At what point does the dentist stop giving you toothbrushes? Dude, I'm forty. I have one.
@DaHess1: Anytime I see a happy white couple in their 30's sitting in front of a laptop, I just assume they are filming a credit score commercial.
@lecalabara: Hide all your naughty entertainment on VHS. Even if your kids find it, they will not know what to do with it.