@sumpeoplelikeit: Open books don't get judged by their covers.
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@bingowings14: Someone claimed that their dog could retrieve a ball from up to a mile away, sounds a bit far fetched to me.
@jctsmileyone: No YOU let your kid think he could turn the traffic lights green with his mind powers until he was 10 yrs old!
@SteveSuckington: A letter to Paul from the Corinthians: Hey sup Paul. This is the Corinthians. This is my new number
@DaddyJew: Me: so what are you wearing sexy? Collection agency: umm...we'll just call back tomorrow