@trashtastica: Open heart surgery? No, just rip it out.
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@_knuck_: all I wanna do is [gunshot noise] [gunshot noise] [gunshot noise] [gunshot noise] [gunshot noise] move to a safer neighborhood
@SunnySideUp1987: If you text me in all CAPS, I will assume we are meeting In the street to fight in the near future.
@missrobotnik: The ladies in my knitting club think it's hilarious when I greet them by saying, "Sup, my knittas?!"
@Tups13: "Of course you can trust me. Look, I'll prove it. Close your eyes and fall backwards. I'll catch you." *Bing! Twitter notification!* Thud.