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@JohnLemongrab: "open up, this is the police!"
"well, I've felt alone since my girlfriend left me, I'm sad all the time-"
"no the door open up the door"

“open up, this is the police!”
“well, I’ve felt alone since my girlfriend left me, I’m sad all the time-”
“no the door open up the door”

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