@Phook75: Opening a bag of M&M's will produce no sound to a normal human. A toddler, it's like the atomic blast at Nagasaki to those creatures
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@ericONEderful: If you are going to call the cops every time you spot me in your bushes I don't think this relationship is going to work.
@AphroditeAfter5: Yes Grandma, I'm almost positive Arachnophobia is not the fear of people from Iraq
@ghostkrogh: fred flinstone (my landlord): the rent is due me: say it fred: pls no me: i'm not paying fred: *sighs* the rent is yabba dabba due me: haha
@torrami: My favorite thing about single people is how they champion being single till they like someone then they transform into a hypocritcalpotamus