@Phook75: Opening a bag of M&M's will produce no sound to a normal human. A toddler, it's like the atomic blast at Nagasaki to those creatures
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@TrueTorontoGirl: Employee: Everything I eat goes right through me. Me: Yup, that's how digestion works.
@BoomBoomBetty: Me: Is there anyone who is dead to me right now that wants to talk? Him: I’m right here! Me, moving planchette across Ouija board: I M S O R R Y Him: That’s not what I said Me, moving planchete: I W A S W R O N G
@oigoabuya: How to find out if you old. (Fall down in front of a group of people.) If they laugh, you are young. If they panic, you are old.