@EliBraden: Opening a Christian gym called 'Jehovah's Fitness'
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@sandjoeman: I love when people tell me they'll "see me in hell" as if I'm not gonna weasel my way out of those plans too.
@EddieHarris216: Announcer: The referee has thrown a yellow flag. A red flag, a green, an orange, a blue. I'm now being told a magician has run on the field.
@Spaziotwat: [On The Cross] Jesus:"Father, forgive them, fore they know no-" Voice from the crowd:"DO THE WINE TRICK"