@EliBraden: Opening a Christian gym called 'Jehovah's Fitness'
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@PJTLynch: Gang tip: If a rival gang tags their symbol on your turf, don't cover it. Add a drawing of Calvin peeing on it. Now who's stupid? They are!
@Alex_N_Chains: I think at this point, a pterodactyl egg has better odds of getting laid than I do.
@themiltron: interviewer: why do you want this job me: i've just always been very passionate about not starving to death