@jonnysun: opening a deli called "Work" a steakhouse caled "The Gym" adn a fried chicken place caled "A Funeral" for ppl who like to eat & need excuses
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@Marlebean: When I die, I want people to think back lovingly about me and say "oh, I thought she was already dead"
@RealSudoNim: One of life's great pleasures is to watch two idiots agree on something and then hear one of them say "Great minds think alike".
@skullpuppy11: The worst part of seeing a spider in the shower was the way it covered it's eyes when it saw me.