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@novicefather: [opens door for two Jehovah's witnesses]

Ugh...ok come in. The goat blood is in a vial on the table. I'll get the virgin from the basement.

[opens door for two Jehovah’s witnesses]

Ugh…ok come in. The goat blood is in a vial on the table. I’ll get the virgin from the basement.

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