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@awkwardphilippe: [opens fortune cookie]
-You will have a great night
"aw, that's neat, wait there's more" [unrolls note further]
marish clown assassinate you

[opens fortune cookie]
-You will have a great night
“aw, that’s neat, wait there’s more” [unrolls note further]
marish clown assassinate you

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