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@murrman5: *opens fortune cookie*
there's rice on your face
*grabs wifes and opens it*
still there
*grabs one from next table*
I can do this all night

*opens fortune cookie*
there’s rice on your face 
*grabs wifes and opens it*
still there
*grabs one from next table*
I can do this all night

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