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@superdadatron: *Opens fridge

*Sees chocolate bar with a note "please don't eat me".

*Eats chocolate bar

Now who would want to eat a piece of paper?

*Opens fridge

*Sees chocolate bar with a note “please don’t eat me”.

*Eats chocolate bar

Now who would want to eat a piece of paper?

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