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@kcmoore51: *opens new donut shop called "The Gym"*
@weinerdog4life: I get knocked down, but I get up again, and you're never, oh you knocked me down again, you are being very rude
@Shingaboop: Coworker: GOOD MORNING!
Me: Don't talk to me until I've had my coffee
Coworker: But you don't drink coffee
@MiahSaint: no one likes gloating
@PastorBate: [crowded elevator]
Alright I'm a little concerned about the capacity so let's all go around and say how much we weigh *gets out calculator*
@greg_vee: If by self-help you mean helping myself to all the liquor in your cabinet...
Then yeah... I'm about as self-helpful as they come.