@david8hughes: [opens treasure chest & it's full of treasure]
Me: whoa
Friend: what is it?
Me [slowly closing chest]: spiders
![[opens treasure chest & it’s full of treasure]
Me: whoa
Friend: what is it?
Me [slowly closing chest]: spiders](/cache/89708.jpg)
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