@I_Bl33d_Purple: *Opens Twitter*.....scrolls 4356 tweets....*checks for abs*
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@Jerrypleasure: date: i am interested in a charming guy [to impress her] me [lifts off flute]: awesome, hold this snake
@causticbob: GF: "I'm telling you now! Size does not matter, it doesn't make you any less important." BF: "Yeah? Well explain that to Pluto."