@I_Bl33d_Purple: *Opens Twitter*.....scrolls 4356 tweets....*checks for abs*
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@dumbbeezie: I just want to learn enough sign language to convince a hair stylist to cut my hair in silence
@AsgardianRose: No animal is more conniving and deceptive than Guinea Pigs, whom are neither pigs or from Guinea.
@themessednest: Me “What are you doing to your tooth?!” 5 “Trying to pull it out.” Me “That’s going to hurt.” 5 “I don’t care. I need the money.”