@I_Bl33d_Purple: *Opens Twitter*.....scrolls 4356 tweets....*checks for abs*
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@MrsTomServo: Guy cut me off & I shouted, "you are unable to pleasure your wife. OR HUSBAND." Cause he needs to know I'm angry, yet progressive.