@I_Bl33d_Purple: *Opens Twitter*.....scrolls 4356 tweets....*checks for abs*
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@YUCKYBOT: You know what they say? Once you go white, you'll rob the world of it's resources and murder indigenous peoples.
@alizmay: Pregnancy test commercials would be a lot more relatable if the women in them cursed and cried.
@Schmoodles: Someone at work asked if I'd listened to any good books lately, and now I've got a body to dispose of. :(
@seagullski: I'm in charge of eight kids tonight. No big deal though I can be really responsib-- I'm in charge of seven kids tonight. No big deal though