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@SamGrittner: *opens up briefcase in court, revealing snakes*
"Wait. Then that means-"
[cut to my nemesis waking up surrounded by my opening statement]

*opens up briefcase in court, revealing snakes*
“Wait. Then that means-”
[cut to my nemesis waking up surrounded by my opening statement]

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