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@itsWillyFerrell: Operator: "9-1-1 please hold..."
Me: "Ok. Hey, stop stabbing me for a second."
Murderer: "K."

Operator: “9-1-1 please hold…” 
Me: “Ok. Hey, stop stabbing me for a second.” 
Murderer: “K.”

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