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@GrrrRach: Operator: 999, emergency services. Which service do you require?

Me: Oh! Don't mind me, I was just cleaning cake off the touch screen.

Operator: 999, emergency services. Which service do you require?

Me: Oh! Don’t mind me, I was just cleaning cake off the touch screen.

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