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@WhatsHerFace33: "Operator, run this licence plate please

Echo Alpha Tango
Alpha
Delta India Charlie Kilo"

- Me, if I was a cop on the day I got fired.

“Operator, run this licence plate please

Echo Alpha Tango
Alpha
Delta India Charlie Kilo”

– Me, if I was a cop on the day I got fired.

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