@FannyB1tch: Opinions are like orgasms, mine matter most and I don't care if you have one.
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@Ristolable: Sorry boss, I set my alarm for 7PM instead of 7AM and that's why I haven't been at work in six years.
@Smiilze: I hear you knocking at my door. You thinking I'm going to answer it is your second mistake.