@twylaredsun: Opportunity knocks once, however temptation likes to lean on the door bell.
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@david8hughes: Being a parent is the most rewarding job in the world. Unless you have a job where the reward is, for example, getting paid.
@realHamOnWry: That crazy moment when you smell roast pork, but realize your heated car seat is set too high.
@AngelaEhh: My body keeps doing these muscle twitches like it wants me to get off this couch and move around. HAHAHAHA. As if.
@ceejoyner: For a quiet ride, buckle the empty seatbelt beside a child and tell them not to wake up the ghost.