@twylaredsun: Opportunity knocks once, however temptation likes to lean on the door bell.
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@weinerdog4life: Turn your proctologist into a magician by stuffing 45 feet of scarves in your butt.
@Bandersnaaatch: On autopsy, instead of pumping my stomach to determine what I've eaten in the past 24 hours, a coroner need only look down my cleavage.
@xLiserx: *Batman happily approaches Batmobile* Wife: Forget it, Bruce! We have two car seats & need to go to Costco. *Defeatedly gets in Batvan*