@OutOnTheMoors: Opposites don't always attract. I've met several sane and normal people and found nothing about them appealing.
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@Iwriteforcats: I work out by ordering a small drink at Burger King, then get up 100 times to refill it.
@WilliamAder: It takes a long time to delete 900 million dollars worth of stuff from an Amazon shopping cart.
@RealCarrotFacts: You can tuck a carrot into bed , but it won't know what you are doing because he's a carrot
@ninatreemonkey: Equally cool alternatives to air guitar: Air slap bass Air harmonica Silent pig auctions Balloons hitting people The letter Q