@ClichedOut: "Opps" is my favorite typo because it suggests the thrill of a secret counterinsurgency.
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@backporchlady: My black pants had more cat hair on them after they came out of the dryer. Guess I should check the dryer for cats before I start it.
@LuckyToken1: Five second rule? Pfft. What's the point of having an immune system if you're not going to use it?
@InternetHippo: If all millennials suddenly died the next day’s article would be “How millennials are driving up funeral costs”