@ClichedOut: "Opps" is my favorite typo because it suggests the thrill of a secret counterinsurgency.
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@WillMckenzieNot: At a restaurant: "Would you like a table?" "No, not at all. I came here to eat on the floor. Carpet for 5 please."
@missokistic: Ayn Rand, Rand Paul and Paul Ryan walk into a bar. The bartender serves them tainted alcohol because there are no regulations. They die.
@peteholmes: "dance like no one is watching, walk like someone is behind you trying to get around you." - ancient nyc proverb