@ClichedOut: "Opps" is my favorite typo because it suggests the thrill of a secret counterinsurgency.
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@SuperTeeWhy: [A Dad about to give the birds & the bees talk] "Son, when-" *Watches son try to poke a Capri Sun for 35 minutes* "Know what, we're good"
@HiddleDeeDee: You're not really a parent until you swat blindly into the backseat, hoping to connect with a kid.
@ddsmidt: On the box it said "do not put your tongue on battery." I would never put my tongue on a battery. Although. I kinda want to now.
@misfarber: Poor helium. I like to imagine there's a shelium out there somewhere, waiting gaseously