@SoulYodeler: Optimism? Sure, it's worth a try. I don't see how acting like an eye doctor is gonna help, but whatever.
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@DanMentos: "Your son's been involved in a shenanigan" What kinda shenanigans? "It was just one shenanigan" You called me down here for one shenanigan?
@smithsara79: The fastest land animal is me when I'm upstairs and hear my dog about to throw up in the living room
@shita3yosays: Nice try "unknown" caller, but I don't answer when my family calls so what chance did you think you had?