@JohnHilsen: Oranges got their name from their orange juice-like flavor and orange juice-like color.
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@stephenjmolloy: Wife: I find him very patronising. Me: That means she thinks I talk down to her. Marriage counsellor: I don't normally take sides but you should leave him.
@SteveSuckington: "U can legally stab someone if u suspect they're a Gary." -no you can't *pulling knife from sheath* "Sounds like somthin a Gary would say"
@hipchkk: Packing my daughter's prom kit...lip gloss, stun gun, pepper spray, switchblade, and I've uploaded all 5 seasons of Teen Mom to her iPhone.