@suedechukka: Ordered ribs so I'd have to put my phone down. Discovered new talent. Pinky scroll
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@AsgardianRose: Being an adult means I'm in charge of my own bedtime, and I've realized I'm not equipped to handle that responsibility.
@ibid78: "Pick a pencil. Look at it. Now put it back with the other pencils. Was your pencil the number 2?"-Steve, shitty pencil magician
@Coolisiana: *saves baby from burning building* "How can I ever repay you?!" Favstar in the bio "Oh I don't have Twi-" *returns baby to burning building*
@Matt_The_1st: Well your honor, I thought handing her the curling iron while she was showering would get her ready faster.