@suedechukka: Ordered ribs so I'd have to put my phone down. Discovered new talent. Pinky scroll
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@GrantTanaka: Wife's been away since thursday, we ran out of spaghetti-o's on friday, ate the dog yesterday, burned photo albums for heat today, pls help
@CherBear162: An example of men's inability to understand women - Me: I have Nothing To Wear!! Him: Awesome!
@david8hughes: There are poor, helpless kids in Africa who really need our help. But there's also kids with machine guns so I'm not going.
@SexytotheNorth: *selects Warrant's Cherry Pie on jukebox. *starts dancing on counter top in cafe. *enjoys a piece of hot pie in back of police cruiser.