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@DanMentos: *orders a medium pizza*
*opens box*
PIZZA: I've contacted your late grandmother. She wants you to know-
*eats pizza*

*orders a medium pizza*
*opens box*
PIZZA: I’ve contacted your late grandmother. She wants you to know-
*eats pizza*

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