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@OLDIRTYDIAPER: Ordinary things that become AMAZING once you're a parent:
-showers
-sitting down to eat
-drinking coffee while it's hot
-pooping

Ordinary things that become AMAZING once you’re a parent:
-showers
-sitting down to eat
-drinking coffee while it’s hot
-pooping

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