@CantEven101: Origami was invented by a young Japanese child trying to hide his report card.
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@ThaJawn: God: *holding a cat by its scruff* WHO MADE THIS? Resentful Angel: I don't know. You didn't? God: NO, it hates me and people Angel: weird
@GlumGeorgeLucas: I wish I gave Darth Vader different last words. Before he died, I wanted him to mutter, "I should have stuck to pod racing."