@CantEven101: Origami was invented by a young Japanese child trying to hide his report card.
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@LittleMissZesty: With me, it's not PRIDE that comes before a fall. It's half a bottle of vodka and a coffee table that I forgot existed.
@Freudianscript: People who try to test my patience don't realize it's an exam I don't plan on passing.
@MythicPicnic: Studies show that, on average, humans kept in cubicles live just as long as free-range humans.