@haurdCider: Origami was invented by a young Japanese child trying to hide his report card.
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@DamonHunzeker: Horses kill more people than sharks, which is weird -- I didn't even know horses could live underwater.
@batkaren: Welcome to Super Villain University. Please refer to the enclosed packet for a sample course offering:
@oxygenplug: "we're out of bread" "ciabatta be kidding!" [waiter takes out gun] "make another bread pun and ur toast, pal... shit" [i take out my gun]