@ChickGamerJenna: Osama Bin Laden should have hid in MySpace
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@_Enanem_: I've written a musical called Fish. It's very similar to Cats, although Memory's a lot shorter.
@yoopnative: Just ran outside in a t shirt & panties to save a bird from my cat's mouth. My kid thinks I'm a hero. My neighbor wants to have drinks later
@TwoSapphiresBlu: During pelvic exam: Dr.: Your cervix is very high. Me: OMG, weed affects your cervix too?!