@NicestHippo: Oscar nominations are out. Let's experience actual emotion about multimillionaires giving each other gold
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@3sunzzz: Even if you're really tired, never try to hold your eyes open using toothpicks. DAMN YOU 1970'S CARTOONS AND ALL OF YOUR FALLACIES!
@iamnotdiddy: The most embarrassing thing about mistaking pilates class for pirates class is concealing my musket.
@GuyEndoreKaiser: Sony has a site where you can watch The Interview for $5.99 and I can't think of a single reason not to trust them with my credit card info.