@NicestHippo: Oscar nominations are out. Let's experience actual emotion about multimillionaires giving each other gold
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@OneFunnyMummy: Before kids: I'd choose going blind over going deaf. After kids: Deaf! I wanna be deaf!
@SkinnerSteven: That old expression: "hold the phone!" doesn't work anymore because everyone is already doing that
@AmishPornStar1: Sweet potatoes are just regular potatoes that remember birthdays and anniversaries.
@Book_Krazy: *opens drawer* huh, I don't remember this shirt being pink. OMG...did he...did he do laundry? *slowly opens 2nd drawer* -Law & Order sound