@Social_Mime: Oscillating fans are for people that want to be cool every 5-7 seconds.
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@TedInModeration: Rips off my shirt to reveal an S on my chest that's actually remnants of last nights spaghettiO's
@jonnysun: you: hey that looks like updog me: (wrongly assuming that people will like me more if i agree with them than if i ask them questions when im confused about something) wow it really does
@ClichedOut: CEO: Long lines. Bad parking. No shade. Crying kids. $7.00 drinks. We need a good name. ETHAN: How about "amusement park"? CEO: [under breath] Genius