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@SirEviscerate: OSTRICH: *buries head in sand*
ANTELOPE: You're crazy!
OSTRICH: Shut your mouth and help me bury the rest of him. I'm NOT going back to jail

OSTRICH: *buries head in sand*
ANTELOPE: You’re crazy!
OSTRICH: Shut your mouth and help me bury the rest of him. I’m NOT going back to jail

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