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@mommajessiec: Other Mom: We just got back from a trip to the Caribbean, so we are trying to get our life back to normal. You know how it is.

Me: Totally. We just got back from a trip to the grocery store.

Other Mom: We just got back from a trip to the Caribbean, so we are trying to get our life back to normal. You know how it is. Me: Totally. We just got back from a trip to the grocery store.
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