@AndySandford: Other people are gettin these amber alerts, right? Like, it's not up to me to find these kids?
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@JihadPizza: Youtube is the only place where you'll find people arguing about religion in the comments of a snowboarding video.
@JesKeepSwimming: "So tell me more about yourse-PUT DOWN MY FRIES IF YOU WANT TO WALK OUT OF HERE WITH ALL 4 LIMBS INTACT." - What not to say on a first date.
@1BigMick: If you believe the home alarm commercials, the first thing burglars do when they break into your home is smash your family pictures.