@AndySandford: Other people are gettin these amber alerts, right? Like, it's not up to me to find these kids?
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@_Tempo11: My family's invaded my house for the weekend. As a side note my dog's been walked 18 times
@noogscorner: Noah: A boat? God: Yes. Noah: Two of every animal? God: Yes. Noah: I have a better idea. God: What. Noah: Maybe don't kill everyone.
@MaraWritesStuff: I still can't believe it when someone in the bathroom stall next to me is talking on the phone I mean, who TALKS on the phone