@jakefromstfarm3: "Other than that Mrs. Lincoln, how was the play?" -a very curious play goer.
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@peteholmes: train me. no. train me. okay. training montage. the big fight. i'm glad you trained me. i'm glad i trained you. #everyboxingmovie
@FattMernandez: Why does George Zimmerman keep popping up every 6 months or so? Is he the McRib?
@Not_a_JesusGirl: Playboy has started a new edition for married men with the same women featuring every month.
@juliussharpe: For $100,000 I will come into your organization and evaluate whether the other consultants you're working with are idiots.