@ch000ch: [ouija board] hi grandma, i hope your in heaven and i love you
@CloydRivers: Hey ladies, No Shave November ain't for you. Just saw some gal lookin' like she was tryin' to smuggle a cactus in her yoga pants. Merica.
@DaHess1: I have an outstanding credit score and even know a dude named Tanner but I'm still not white enough to drink pumpkin beer.
@DanMentos: "There's Dave"
Regular Dave or Dave who thinks he's a hotdog and "f" is a vowel?
[cut to Dave writing in a book titled "Diary of an frank"]
@DanielRCarrillo: "I'm a green onion and I'm here to say, I can be enjoyed most every day."
@ch000ch: therapist: im glad u overcame ur fear of snakes and all but-
me, with a snake: ur gonna say i shouldn't have married this snake aren't u