@ch000ch: [ouija board] hi grandma, i hope your in heaven and i love you
@OrangeFact: SPOILER ALERT: In the book "What to Expect When You're Expecting," it's a baby. You're expecting a baby.
@adult_keverage: "Stay out of the heat & stay hydrated."
Thank you news-anchor. It's my first summer.
@mzeld: "OMGJK" -atheists
@omically: saying "we won" after watching a sports game is like saying "we played really well" after watching a concert
@TayTayJustine: A "ramification" sounds a lot more fun than it actually is.