@SuperTeeWhy: Ouija board just told me it's still waiting on a grandbaby and I was like lol Mom when did you die
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@SmurfetteDE: Hey people - learn to spell!!! I mean my co-workers. Twitter, you guys actually do pretty well, considering half of you are probably drunk.
@RogueGod: After two divorces, I think I've found the key to a successful marriage. Don't marry a c**t.
@singwithTaffy: Please, by all means, call my landline. I'll reply with a postcard attached to a helium balloon