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@Sassafrantz: [Ouija board]
GRANDMA WHERE IS YOUR COOKIE RECIPE
@_InsanelyNormal: I think my husband cheated on me. Not one of our kids resembles him at all...
@partlyfunny: My 11 yo noticed my receding hairline and thought it was hilarious. Until I explained how heredity works.
@Lerky: You can only regret what you remember.
@QwertyJones3: TIME TRAVELER: I'm here from the future
ME: Really? Who wins the election?
TT: Omg it's such a disgrace
ME: You need to be more specific
@bmarked21: Babies are instinctual swimmers like puppies, right? Kind of need an answer quickly.