@sfreeze6: Ouija boards are officially obsolete, now that the dead can read messages addressed to them on Facebook.
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@Darlainky: Nice try appliances that play music when the cycle is over. You're not tricking me into enjoying housework.
@TheCiscoKidder: I have no problem feeding my kid something that fell on the floor, so I get it, restaurant employees.
@rickolantern: Dear guy lighting bottle rocket fuses with a cigarette that's still in your mouth, You're going as a pirate for Halloween.