@Lexactly: [Ouija board]
Spirits are you there?
U R C U T E D O Y O U H A V E K I K
@SeiYoung83: [in HR]
We're letting you go because you won't stop referring to going to the bathroom as "live streaming"
@thesupergrobi: My boyfriend thinks I'm not funny. Whatever, at least I'm a real person.
@ShadyLadyHH: My new hobby is sitting outside on campus at night in my 1940s clothes and when people say things to me, I say "You can see me?"
@DanMentos: "none of your ridiculous drink recipes tonight, ok dan?"
*stuffing flatbread into blender* WHO WANTS A PITA COLADA
@DiamondLou69: Is a person diagnosed with a Multiple Personality Disorder able to get a group rate from their therapist? Just asking for some friends.