@Lexactly: [Ouija board]
Spirits are you there?
U R C U T E D O Y O U H A V E K I K
@TechnicallyRon: The Mens Rights subreddit did a poll to show how diverses their users are. They are 80% Single, white, 18-24, american males. HAHAHAHAHAHA
@salamingia: Hi, is your resort child friendly?
Yes it is sir. Would you like to make a reservation?
@shkeeber: Barista: How do you take your coffee?
@TheWriteStuff2u: Your proctologist called. He found your head.
@PaulyPeligroso: Oh, a BEAR hug. *starts putting clothes back on*