@Lexactly: [Ouija board]
Spirits are you there?
U R C U T E D O Y O U H A V E K I K
@CornOnTheGoblin: "Son, do you know why we named you Easter Bunny?"
"Because you don't b-"
"BECAUSE WE DON'T BELIEVE IN YOU"
@PaperWash: [First day as a private investigator]
*Forgets to turn off camera shutter sound
@IamEnidColeslaw: okay Mary that guy just smiled at you play it cool oh my god he's coming over here play it cool play it cool HI THERE I'M WEARING TWO BRAS
@cerebralbeef: The way to cure your loneliness is to get on out there! But first, be better looking. And stop being yourself, that's obviously not working.