@Lexactly: [Ouija board]
Spirits are you there?
U R C U T E D O Y O U H A V E K I K
@hippieswordfish: spot whats sandpaper like?
whats the long grass on a golf course called?
whats the job market like?
d: steadily improving
@AverageCorners: My garden shed door keeps opening and closing.
Is it the wind? Yes.
Am I going to tell my kids it's haunted so they stay out? Also yes.
@Cheeseboy22: My driver's license says I'm an organ donor but jokes on them because I have a piano.
@nanglish: I downloaded "ambient coffee shop" track. Just low talking, dish clanking, & one lady yelling "Finn. Look at mommy. FINN. You want a scone?"
@mrsmith196645: I've concluded English is my phone's second language. It's the only explanation for all the bizarre autocorrects and typos that plague me.