@Lexactly: [Ouija board]
Spirits are you there?
U R C U T E D O Y O U H A V E K I K
@Be___Dope: [ Playing with Ouija board ]
Ouija board: I have a boyfriend.
@LoneWolfStories: Autocorrect changed smell to spell but you know what? Your spelling is horrible too.
@tealbluejay: My mom once called me at 3am to tell me some long lost relative died and hung up on me when I asked if they'd still be dead at 8am.
@abbycohenwl: St. Peter: Why should I let you into heaven?
Me: Once a coworker said "supposably" 7 times in a meeting & I just let her
StP: Get in here
@BryMastas: Life's most terrifying 10 seconds: Being held hostage in the corner of the shower by cold water.