@krishna_van: Our dishwasher works exceedingly well, as long as you only put clean dishes in it.
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@TheTalkingPipe: My way or the highway. It takes two to tango. What I'm saying is, "welcome to idiom club". Now, let's cut to the chase.
@OtherDanOBrien: ME: (signing) What color are apples? BOBO THE GORILLA: (signing) Please free me from this prison ME: (writing) Still struggling with colors
@amandajpanda: I am now referring to my parents as numbers like you guys refer to your kids. 72 & 70 are coming to visit, send wine.
@Vj_Phresh: I'm so broke right now, if my gf leaves me for a richer person I'm going with them -__-