@KentWGraham: Our forefathers fought against British rule so anyone can become president. For the first time in 240 years, we’re regretting that decision.
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@fro_vo: me folding laundry: ugh another sock is missing puppet on my hand: how does that keep happening
@internetluke: In grade 5 during biology my teacher asked me "what is in cells?" I answered my Uncle Eric and Dad and she made me go home.
@urgeekisshowing: I'm writing a horror story. It's about a girl who forgets her headphones and her colleagues think it's ok to talk to her. So much blood.
@thejamietighe: Tried cleaning the house to the A-Team theme and ended up building a tank. So close.