@Abfablee: Our gold fish jumped out of his tank and the dog ate it.....I feel like there is a life lesson here but don't know what it is.
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@dave_cactus: "Your finest Scotch, please." "Yes, sir," the guy at Staples says as he hands me a 12 year old roll of tape.