@Abfablee: Our gold fish jumped out of his tank and the dog ate it.....I feel like there is a life lesson here but don't know what it is.
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@Starlight2112: When someone slings shit at me, I like to duck and let it hit the person stabbing me in the back.
@LurkAtHomeMom: My son asked what it was like to be a parent so I begged him to make me chicken nuggets and then held on to his leg so he couldn't move.
@DillDoes: Being a worm must great. Its like "wow that dirt was great I hope there's more" and there always is
@MythicPicnic: Studies show that, on average, humans kept in cubicles live just as long as free-range humans.