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@PaperWash: Our Ideal candidate:
-Minimum 3,000 years exp.
-Must have 8 PhD's
-Speak Klingon
80 hrs a week
$7.15 an hour
Must be passionate about work!

Our Ideal candidate:
-Minimum 3,000 years exp.
-Must have 8 PhD’s 
-Speak Klingon
80 hrs a week
$7.15 an hour
Must be passionate about work!

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